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Joven AKA AhPhua's(:
Studying in HSS,1n2.
1 year older on every 8 March.
Once a BasketBall Player,With the least stamina.
Jersey number 5.

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Pass PSLE.
Being Accepted.
Many more wishes.
My own pc.
Have laptop.

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Hello,
I'm Back,Sorry uh.
LONG LONG time no blog le.
Hahaha,About 1 month ya?
Erm,Nth to say.
Just gona say aboout the camp
1stly, if there is anymore camp,i'll no go!
The camp is smelly,need to walk a long distance,
And,we are like feeding the mosquitoes when we are waiting for our lunch.
Its bloody dirty there,And the trainer(Girl)Sux.
Everything also dun let.
I heared that the trainer(BOY)good lo.Tell then jokes.
But Down that is ks say de,i dunno what jokes tell them.
Ks say de all pervert.
Kay,i'll be telling ur.


(One Million Dollars)
Got a woman,which every weeks put in 1 million dollar.
One day,the boss of this woman ask her,how do u earn 1 million dollar so fast.
And she replied,i bet.Horses,Gambling.
The woman said,Why don't i bet with u.
The boss ask,Bet what?
She wait,in a few weeks time,ur Balls,Down there that one will turn other shape.
The boss happily bet with her,She called the lawyer to be witness.
After a few weeks,the boss went to the toilet and see,it did not change shape.
So she tell the woman,my Balls did not change shape,
So the Woman don't believe,She ask for the freedom to touch it in order to
know what shape it is,so the boss say,because of that one million dollar,
let her touch never mind de.So the woman touch.Touch here,Touch there.
Realli did not change shape.So the woman give the boss one million.
After the boss left,the lawyer gave the woman 2 million dollar as
they have bet that if the boss let that woman touch his balls,she will get
2 million dollar,So the big loser is the lawyer.

i'll save other jokes for next days.

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